Social justice warriors took to Twitter to demand that Marvel Comics debase Captain America by having him have sex with another man, in particular his friend Bucky Barnes. In fact, SJW are so bizarre they are outraged that Marvel didn’t have Captain America and Bucky hook up in Captain America: Civil War.
There’s no point in trying find logic in the demand to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend just as there is no point in trying to reason with the SJW making it. Instead, I’ve decided to make a counter demand: find Wonder Woman a good man and have her start having kids.
Wonder Woman is a terrible character, created by progressive and all-around bad guy, William Moulton Marston. And as time goes on, her SJW backers continue making her worse. So it’s time to give her a different makeover; time to take a terrible character and make her into a good one.
The first thing DC Comics needs to do is have longtime character Steve Trevor (who has had various relationships with Wonder Woman/Diana Prince over the years) sweep Wonder Woman off her feet. Quickly engage them and have Steve and Diana become man and wife; Diana become “Mrs. Steve Trevor.” (This will be particularly noteworthy since DC Comics has decided to make Wonder Woman a lesbian of late.)
After this, Diana quits being Wonder Woman to focus on domestic life—all at the behest of Steve who doesn’t want his woman living a life of danger.
Following this, Diana enters a period of bliss where she repeatedly gets pregnant and gives birth all the while staying at home and taking care of the house.
Later on, after she’s given birth to her last child, Steve allows her to take up a part-time job as a secretary (which will be an artistic tribute to Wonder Woman’s original role in the Justice Society of America).
So let SJW continue calling on Marvel Comics to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend. At the same time, feel free to join me in calling on DC Comics to #GiveWonderWomanAHusband.